February 2011
Fizzix
So there’s this guy in my physics class who totally looks like the wide otter from PB & J otter.
U guize ready for one of the creepy shots of all time?
Middle of physics lecture, bam.
That’s what you get, hoe.
Kid’s a doucher, though. Has it coming.
January 2011
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Feud syn: wars
I love fewd.
But a few months ago I decided to go vegetarian for ethical reason. I was keeping it up for a bit. But then I went home and ate meat.
Does it bother me that an animal suffered so I could eat it when there’s substitutes readily available? Yes, it does.
But then I try to reconcile it. “We’ve been eating meat since the dawn of humans. It’s natural”...
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Today I was hungry but didn’t want to make anything.
Thus began my elaborate plan
So I don’t like getting snack food because if I have snack food, it’s all I will eat. But I don’t have the willpower to avoid buying snack food. But I don’t want any.
So I buy things that are worse than me not wanting them. I buy things that are dangerous. Enter
I know not...
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I hate it when I’m doing homework in the livingroom and my dipshit roomate comes into the living room and turns out the TV and watches some meaningless show.
Take this morning for instance. I’m on page 2 of a really tricky linear algebra problem. I’m taking the determinant, by hand mind you, of some big ‘ol 5x5 matrix without any elegant techniques (none allowed) and we...
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“Kill Them All”
I love this show so much. Spartacus: Blood and Sand.
damn library closing at 5 p.m on friday. I wanted to bet there till 9. But now I’m in my apartment and I don’t want to walk through a blizzard for like 2 hours of studying.
Everyone is lucky I’m too tuckered out to be a cranky sue.
Oh well, I’ll just clean my room and do laundry and do math in the study lounge with those dumb girls who SIT THERE WITH THEIR BOOKS OPEN...
I attack things with my shadow.
That’s not a lamppost at all. It’s a very narrow dragon.
Prepare yourself for my volley, dragon.
All I know is when I see you I feel like singing.
I would have just stopped at beating off the other guys.
I’m going to get this kitten and never let go of it.
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“Wow. Did you hear that?” ~ My Mom
“Sh.. one Mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi” ~ Me.
And then I multiply the time by the speed of sound in miles per second (.2133 approximately). And then I account for the speed of light delay because I need to show my mom that my physics education is good for something.
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Well. It’s official. 64 credits at the end of this semester. If I go to tWIN cities, I’ll have like the same credits but the distribution will change slightly.
And then the other side.
Supercarts.
$17
I will have $17 because I’m an unrepentant thug.
Pet tiger
A cast iron skillet
And a sense of style.
My Blog Title
“Why Does Rice Play Texas?”
Note, why does Rice play Texas? Not, why does Texas play Rice?
Texas is a school of some 30,000 people (at the time) and Rice is a school of about 2,000. It’s something for Rice, a school of 2,000 to play football against the Longhorns. But they chose to do it for the same reason people climbed the highest mountain. The same reason ”We choose...
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First Day of Math Lab
So I had my first day of math lab today.
Guess who sat next to a smart kid - potentially asian? - and didn’t even need him. Thank you LaTeX and being a pro at visualing math that’s not in pretty print/standard notation. We get 2 hours to do the lab, I finished it in 30 minutes! Whaddup! It would have been 25 minutes, but the cast of Jersey Shore managed to sit next to me and ask the...
Worst Day Ever
The first time I watched Little Miss Sunshine, I couldn’t distinguish between myself and Dwayne. I’m a lot like him, well I used to be more so, but so many parallels.
I once went on a *gosh I’m forgetting the word* vow of silence? I made it three weeks without talking, while school was in session so it’s a big deal. It was actually over something I should have spoken up...
So I spend way too much time in the shower.
Mostly because it’s so easy for the mind to wander. I close my eyes in duluth minnesota and I wake up in my destination, a place I’ll eventually belong.
Any how I really like the way I look when I’ve got water drops all over me, wouldn’t it be hella sick to find some really good tattoo artist who could tattoo them on you?...
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I got a phone call at 2 a.m from the police last Saturday - early - morning. It was because this person I know, an acquaintance I suppose, had gone missing and stuff. I didn’t know anything pertinent to the case so the phonecall was over quickly but the police officer asked me just to text the fellow in question and tell him that he’s about to become a missing person. So I end the call...
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When in the hell
When in the hell did I grow up?
If I didn’t know any better, yesterday was the first day of high school. The day before that was a fine day for climbing trees. The day before that, three days ago, I was stepping on snails and eating plumbs off the plumb tree in Santa Barbara. But I’m here, in college, with 49 credits to my name and 16 more on the way into my transcript.
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Last night we were next to a sorority house and I decided that I should put one of the railroad crossing signs up next to it to warn people
You know, cuz of all the trains getting run in that house.
aaaayooo!
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So I was the D.D last night. Because I’m sober and stuff (and an excellent driver) but there were 6 people in a Saturn
no skin off my ass, it’s not my car. But I didn’t like that Cris and Hannah shared shotgun and then sat atop my ebrake. Do you know how much I need that? It’s like my turn stick for christ’s sake
Well not really, but I do expect to use it in a...
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So I began to wonder whether I’ve begun listening to indie music.
Then I noticed an itunes playlist
Neutral Milk Hotel
The Flaming Lips
Of Montreal
Modest Mouse
Pixies
Vampire Weekend
Beirut
Ratatat
Ra Ra Riot
Fiest
The XX
The Black KEys
M.I.A (I know)
Weezer
keep up the good work tyler
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“How is it that we hear the loudest yelps for liberty among the drivers of negroes?”
Samuel Johnson: Taxation No Tyranny
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I hate anime.
I really do. It’s so cliche and dumb and stuff. And normally I don’t watch it. But a coworker got me into a thing called last exile. The plot is no good. The characters are no good, (except for this one minor character who’s a total B.A he’s the guy with the dark hair).
But it’s steampunk! And on netflix so I’m addicted. I got linear algebra...
everyone's gone
Last roommate leaves
Door Locked
It’s time to
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Save the Manuals
Now this is a political movement I can get behind.
Save the manuals.
You know what’s a bummer? There’s a lack of afforable, fun to drive cars. There’s no 240sxs, or affordable Zs for that matter, MR2s or Celicas or Ae86s. But there are mustangs and genesis coupes.
But the Genesis coupe has a pretty shoddy manual transmission - at least by Japanese standards - and the...
I used to have the biggest crush ever on this boy. He’s so handsome
But his girlfriend was a total bitch. One funny thing was that I totally had a crush on him when I was going out with god-squad, who is of course another disgruntled ex. She earned her nickname when she gave me a bible for my birthday. My friend Connor had totally called it and I told another friend, Jake, about it and...
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So I’ve become sober.
no mean feat, really. Well it is since it’s the easiest thing to do, not ingesting. It’s kinda like how I eat food or lack thereof.
Damn I hate making food. It’s like, I’ll be hungerier later and I’ll want to eat this but I’m eating it now and i’ll regret it.
Then I’m like, “I’ma eat all this tasty,...
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So today was the first day of classes. I already dropped one.
But I’m really stoaked about American Constitutional Law! That’s prutty neat.
But that class was werid today.
Like 9/10 people in that class are political science majors (and no, I didn’t make a joke about real science) but the professor was going around the room and was like
name
major
career goal
Mine...
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Back at college
Back at college.
Which mostly means that, right now, I’m playing my ukulele. I’m also trying to balance my hunger with the groceries in my cabinet and the fact that I probably won’t go to the grocery store until next week.
I could wreck that shit right now.
badly.
Like a freight train of hunger getting all up in that croissant grade.
Arms going down. Blinking lights....
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I tried to stalk a girl once.
But she wasn’t very interesting.
Lol. PTSD Clarinet boy.
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Last day of work
I had a pretty neat shift: 2pm till close (8 p.m).
But I had to cashier almost the whole day. My average customer isn’t too bad, often they want to be done with the transaction as much as I do. That’s not bad.
What’s the worst? When people don’t want to be done and want someone to talk do. HAY OLD PERSON, GO TALK TO OTHER OLD PEOPLE, YOU ALL SEEM TO NEED TO TALK. well,...
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