February 2012
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I can’t wait to play my cover of this song...
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WatchHerein I impersonate my favorite character from Teen Mom: Jenelle’s Mom.
And I thought you all would like to know that this was done in confederate flag boxers. Ironically, I feel 100% more fabulous when I have confederate flag boxers on.
Let me wake up & feel entirely proud that the boy...
gaymzee:
in west skrilladelphia
born and raised
in the remix is where i dropped most of my bass
I think the fundamental flaw of bed and breakfast inns is the timing. When I’m on vacation, I don’t want to get up early. How about breakfast in bed? At the crack of noon?
that’s something I’d be interested in.
I have serious reservations about taking risque pictures in confederate boxers.
oh well.
with my luck, I’ll get famous it’ll actually matter.
please make “the south will rise again” jokes when I actually take the pictures and if you’re handsome, please hit on me.
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If you ever wondered what a POV of an econ degree is like.
It’s putting half a bottle of wine in your mind vice while you do a wicked sweet lab. I like inverting color - it makes excel a lot less straining to work on.
Since you’re curious, I’m downloading government data about the distribution of income since q1 1947 (income from corporate profits, wages, salaried vs....
Porro et sursum
I like latin.
ad astra apparatus: a machine to the stars, but it also suggests that the machine is invented to conquer the stars.
Ad astra per aspera: to the stars though difficulty.
I need to ascend.
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It’s important for me to take photos whenever I look halfway decent.
Praise the lord for the rich person who took the depreciation hit on this cardigan.
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Math and mathematical sciences are the closest thing to real life cheat codes.
aside from being born into a wealthy family or looking like a model effortlessly.
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Colors By April Smith and the Great Picture Show
goodness I hate dumb mistakes.
I just goofed on my stats test. If you take a function y = a*b+n(0,simga squared)
where A is a constant in the interval [0,1], is B* = Sum of a and y divided by the sum of a^2 an unbiased estimator of b?
Well I’m a dingus because the only thing I proved was that the expected value of B* did not equal the expected value of y (and I’m not even sure if I...
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I would love to see the NSA dossier on me.
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If I were 15 years older, I would have had a 1MW Supra.
That’s 1340 horsepower folks.
I wish I could unwatch madmen and nip/tuck just so I could watch them again.
As you might know, I have color-deficient vision. I have a really sweet app for my phone that “corrects” the world for me (as it would turn out, “normal” color vision isn’t true to the actual color of light because of fun biological processes).
I only have the problems with colors with any bit of green or red. It’s hard for me to see red (which makes it...
I dislike it when people try to use logic to argue against divinity and religion.
It elevates Religion to the same plateau as logic.
There’s not really a logical basis for religion. Accordingly, I submit that religion and divinity cannot be examined though the lens of logic and reason.
I dislike it most when religious people try to “prove” their beliefs. Once a guy would...
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Why is it that wimmins suddenly start talking to me the moment that I dress like I want a boyfriend?
I firmly believe that women have no gaydar.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ No one likes me
cristywilliams:
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If you dislike Toyotas, I dislike your opinions.
I wonder what it’d be like to be remarkably candid at the career fair tomorrow.
“Hi, I’m Tyler. I kick unbelievable ass at data analysis. I code hard in R which is much more cool than the SAS that your company uses. Someday your shareholders will want your head when the realize that you didn’t hire me because I’m going to the moon - would you like to hear about...
Some day, I’m going to have a place with a kitchen that isn’t frustrating to cook in.
But there’s a silver lining! I can basically sit on my computer and cook. Thank goodness for my small apartment!
Things I’m giving up for lent:
Expensive call girls
Jesus
Domestic Beer
FPS games
Small cats
Medium sized cats
Dogs
pop music
I seriously respect anyone who is vegan. That’s gotta be tough.
